Monday, September 22, 2008

Of Megan Fox 'I'm in love with a stripper'

A couple days ago, I was reading an article on Megan Fox, and apparently she was in love with a stripper named Nikita, back when Fox was 18. And that's not the end of it, she thinks Olivia Wilde is insanely sexy and Jenna Jameson is smoking hot.

I don't know who Wilde is but Jameson's a freakin' porn star. Makes you wonder what Fox does in her free time doesn't it?

"I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl —Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy." (yahoo.com)

I found it funny that the chicks Fox is into look exactly like Fox with some slight variation. Nikita is stripper Fox, Wilde is blond Fox, and Jameson is plastic Fox.
Basically, Fox is gay for herself
lol

But in all seriousness, there is a point to what she said. I was thinking about it. When I was younger, like 11 or 12, we had this person come in, I think his name was Mikey or something, and he did a performance about people who led alternative lifestyle.
I remember it being really good.
Then he asked us a question. He said, 'If you think being gay is a choice, raise your hand.'
I raised mine.
Then he retaliated, 'If being gay is a choice, then did you wake up this morning and decide to be straight?'
That caught me off-guard. My initial reaction was 'no, I'm just straight'
Based on my religion, homosexuality is a sin as it is in many religions, and because of that, I don't usually believe all that bullshit about how homosexuality is an inbred thing.

Of course, like the great theologian Augustine, I had to find away to reconcile my religion and science. Actually I'm still not too sure if the homosexuality gene has been proven or not, but it doesn't really matter to me, because what Fox said is true. Humans are born with the ability to be attracted by both sexes. Not many religious people are willing to admit it, but to further their claim that homosexuality is a choice, they have too.

Many religious figures would probably be unwilling to say that not because they think it's false, but maybe because their faith is so strong they choose to block whatever feelings they have for the same sex subconsciously, which, I suppose, is I must've been doing.

But anyways, looking around at society today, you can see far more teenagers and young people are into experimenting. A lot of people have suddenly determined that they are bisexual because that subconscious attraction they might've felt for the same sex is suddenly okay to have in today's society, so they are more willing to acknowledge it.

But same goes for 'gay' people. I don't actually think they are gay. I remember a gay guy who went to our school named Kyle. He was the flamboyent time. I remember a day when he wore a bra stuffed with apples, a mini skirt, and bright yellow purse. He would wave his hands in exasperation, flutter his eyelashes at passing males and flirtingly call out to football players on their way home.

No matter how gay he seemed, I remember one instant while at lunch, when he and a very pretty girl were tossing around in a secluded hallway. They weren't like having sex or anything, it looked more like puppies playfully bouncing on each other. I don't know about you, but how many girls do you see rolling around and nibbling each other's ears? That's about as realistic as a group of panty clad teenagers having a pillow fight.

So then I thought, maybe he's not as gay as he thinks?

And that's that. Maybe all of humanity is naturally bisexual.

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